One of my colleagues forwarded this nice little link, which proved much more entertaining than actually working on my research-in-progress…
My top five are:
1. When friends ask to explain what my research is about
2. Given your expertise in this area, the editorial board of Prestigious Journal would appreciate your comments on this paper
3. reject, resubmit
4. Writing a paper with a 1st year PhD student
5. How is your research useful?
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